gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

yea but how do you reach the ones in the middle, do you have to climb into the box

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

yea but how do you reach the ones in the middle, do you have to climb into the box


flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

(Source: marchingartsphotos)


owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god


captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light



I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf

captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light

I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf


smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy)


lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line


awwww-cute:

If I fits, I sits

awwww-cute:

If I fits, I sits


intricatelystructuredjewel:

originallonemagpie:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

<Adds her to the list of historical events and people I’d love to write about.>

Holy amazing plot material!!! This movie would win ALL the awards!!

intricatelystructuredjewel:

originallonemagpie:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

<Adds her to the list of historical events and people I’d love to write about.>

Holy amazing plot material!!! This movie would win ALL the awards!!

(Source: gogogadgetgoat)


tastefullyoffensive:

[tumbledrycomics]

tastefullyoffensive:

[tumbledrycomics]


prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on


dreamyteenboys:

Boys | Photography | Promos

dreamyteenboys:

Boys | Photography | Promos


srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.


awwww-cute:

He’s basically a bear cub

awwww-cute:

He’s basically a bear cub


"but dreams don’t mean a thing because you loved me in my sleep and when I saw you two days later you looked at me like you were never mine"

-My mother told me that when you dream about someone they feel it too but you’re so cold you couldn’t feel my heart breaking in your hands (via extrasad)

(Source: clestroying)


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